...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.

Christopher Moore
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In the context of a sex scene, the phrase “a teddy bear orgy” means a situation where everyone is naked. In this case, it’s a very descriptive phrase that shows how everyone was so turned on by the sexual activity that there was nothing but a cloud of dust where their clothes used to be. The first time I heard this phrase, I was just as shocked as anyone else would have been. I didn’t know it was possible for anyone to be so turned on that they could not even care about their clothing being destroyed. The idea that you could get so turned on that your ability to speak and move is gone makes me wonder if people can ever truly be “turned on.” I mean, if you were completely unable to think, would you really be able to enjoy sex?

Source: You Suck

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